Novelties

Novelties

Loosen up with these hilarious takes on your every day items. From 'Blow Me' pocket fans and talking vibrators, ensure to make someone laugh with these sex toy Novelties. 

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After Sex Towel Wipe Away Your Sins -15%

After Sex Towel Wipe Away Your Sins

Wipe away your sins with this After Sex Towel. This towel is perfectly made with Sex in mind and the..

£8.99 £7.64
Blow Me Light Up Pocket Fan Black -27%

Blow Me Light Up Pocket Fan Black

Blow your friends away with the Light Up BLOW ME Pocket Fan. This cool little fan has what it takes ..

£12.99 £9.44
Blow Me Light Up Pocket Fan Pink -27%

Blow Me Light Up Pocket Fan Pink

Blow your friends away with the Light Up BLOW ME Pocket Fan. This cool little fan has what it takes ..

£12.99 £9.44
Blow Up Playful Penis Center Piece -21%

Blow Up Playful Penis Center Piece

11 Inch inflatable center piece penis with weighted base...

£7.99 £6.29
Blow up sheep --14%

Blow up sheep

Shes minty, saucy and frisky enough for any ram to rave over!..

£18.99 £21.59
Boob Cube Puzzle -10%

Boob Cube Puzzle

An adult twist on the normal rubics cube. Can you match the correct booby pictures...

£4.99 £4.49
Boob Slippers -10%

Boob Slippers

Warm and comfy boob slippers. Fits feet up to shoe size 44..

£15.99 £14.39

Boobie Frisbee Flyer

Boobie Flyer  A perfect pair for the air!Tested and approved for fun...

£5.99
Boobie Nose Glasses -10%

Boobie Nose Glasses

Black round rimmed glasses frames with attached bushy eyebrows and a pair of boobies for your nose...

£6.49 £5.84

Boobie Squirt Gun

Boobie water pistol that fires from both nipples, can be used for drink or water.Tested and approved..

£6.99
Boobs Apron -10%

Boobs Apron

apron with a picture of a cartoon female body with big soft cushioned boobs..

£11.99 £10.79
Breasts Plush Pillow -10%

Breasts Plush Pillow

This super soft polyester pair make the perfect place to lay your head to rest. Making a great prese..

£15.99 £14.39
Candy Blow Job Practice Willie -10%

Candy Blow Job Practice Willie

This delicious strawberry flavoured, large willie shaped candy is perfect for practising tonsil ting..

£5.99 £5.39
Dick Head Hoopla -23%

Dick Head Hoopla

Two strap on penis shaped dongs that you wear on your head, and six coloured rings that you try to t..

£26.99 £20.69
Dicky Chug Big Black 20 Ounce Sports Bottle -27%

Dicky Chug Big Black 20 Ounce Sports Bottle

One sip on big black and youll never go back. 20 oz. black water bottle...

£12.99 £9.44
Dicky Chug Big Gulp Purple 16 Ounce Sports Bottle -26%

Dicky Chug Big Gulp Purple 16 Ounce Sports Bottle

Enjoy a cold drink with the Dicky Big Gulp Sports Bottle while amusing your friends with this 16 oz ..

£10.99 £8.09
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